- Don't call before 9pm, we have nothing to talk about.
- Check emotions at the door.
- No sleeping over unless the sex was good enough to repeat in the morning.
- No phone calls the day after.
- No "lovemaking," only sex is allowed.
- "I have to work in the morning" means Get Out.
- You leave it, you lose it; no leaving personal items behind.
- "No glove no love" condoms should alsways be used. PERIOD!
- No falling asleep after sex; it's over, so get up and go home.
- No booty calls can occur or be made in motels. Spend the money, it's worth it.
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